marti is awesome... she is my new best friend

last night was tight... i went to prom

i went with a college chick... she was b-e-a-utiful

i accidently honked my horn... punk dog

RAY OUT

LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN HOMOS

T-2 HOURS 43 MINUTES AND COUNTING

!CASSADY I HOPE U FEEL BETTER!

Sayings that snobby rich white girls can't use:

1) Get crunk
2) Word
3) Bling (Bling)
4) Tight
5) Pimp (P.I.M.P.)
6) Nigga (no matter who is around)
7) Yeah Buddy
8) Holmes
9) Under no circumstances are you allowed to throw up any sort of side (ex. West, East, North, or South)
10) Yeah! Okay! What?!?! Lets go! or any other sayings that have been coined by Lil` John
11) Dirty South
12) You are forbidden to say anything in a ghetto voice unless you are truly ghetto
13-infinity) Any saying that comes up between now and the end of time that wasn't meant for you.

aghh my stomach hurts so frikkin bad...

so yesterday me crockett n scotty went over to sams sports bar and grill and ate n watched the games but after a while i got to feelin sick and so about two hours later i went home and threw up about 10 times...anyway since then my stomach keeps gettin these sharp pains and my dad told me (which i already kinda knew) that i had food poisoning... no one thought i did but i knew it and my dad would kno cas he was in the resturaunt buisiness fo bout 20 years er so